As the Amazing Eileen took to the stage, she announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as the Amazing Eileen withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from her coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It has been in my family for six generations."
She began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch... "
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
She continued, "Now you are feeling dizzy... Keep watching the watch. Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch... "
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch.
Suddenly the watch slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"SHIT !" cried the hypnotist.
And it took three weeks to clean up the theater !!!
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extremely hillarious.. i mean if u think about it.. u can play "what if...." with this kind of story for a long time. Let me start the trend by asking - "what if she would have uttered the word FU*K instead of SHIT?.... a big time large scale orgy?"... hahahah
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