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New Year Resolutions
I am sick of making similar kind of new year resolutions year after year. This time I am planning to keep resolutions which I can actually accomplish.
Hence, I am making the following resolutions for 2010 :
1. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 5 kgs.
2. Stop exercising. Its just waste of time.
3. Read less. Strain my brain a little less.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more.
6. Drink. Drink some more.
7. Take up a new habit: smoking.
8. Spend more time at work.
9. Reduce time spent at cooking: I should eat out more.
10. Quit giving money & time to charity.
11. Start being superstitious.
12. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words.
13. Keep my status message ‘Busy’ as much as possible and avoid talking to friends.
14. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. Only wear white T-shirts with those fashionable yellow stains under the arms.
15. Bring back disco.
16. Change my sleep timings daily. Be the king of insomniacs.
17. Lend more and more money. Get stressed due to the debt.
18. Waste more time relieving the past and worrying about the future.
19. Do less laundry and use more deodorant.
20. Avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
Khayalon ki Coffee
The outcome is quoted below :
Title : Khayalon ki Coffee
Yaadon ke patile main, Samay ki aanch par
Dheere dheere khayalon ki, coffee bana raha hoon!
Door tak, der tak, paidal chale the jo saath hum,
Un Gujari-dhundhli yaadon pe, paani faila raha hoon.
Woh doston se baatein, Woh nostalgic Raatein,
Woh khushi ke pal me chhupe, sugar cubes mila raha hoon.
Sar par hai tension, par Dil mein hai ambition,
In Motivational Coffee beans ka main, powder bana raha hoon.
Kuchh haseen lamhon ko, kuch udaas palon ko,
Maturity ki chamach se, ek saath mila raha hoon.
Zeevan ke is safar mein, ban gaye jo hamsafar,
Un hamraahiyo ko is coffee ke kuchh ghoonth pila raha hoon.
Yaadon ke patile main, Samay ki aanch par
Dheere dheere khayalon ki, coffee bana raha hoon!
